James: Liz, are you familiar with Japanese ”moe” relationships, where socially dysfunctional men develop deep emotional attachments to body pillows with women painted on them?
Liz: I am not, James.
James: Neither am I, Liz! Which is why it’s so weird the tabloids are running all these stories saying I’m in love with a body pillow. I mean, it’s crazy!
[Everyone except Liz laughs.]
Liz: Then why is that here?